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I want to buy my baby, I want to buy my dear
I want my slice of cutie pie, won’t you send my voucher here

I promise that I’ll love her, I’ll give her a good home
I’ll show respect with ham and eggs, I’ll put meat on her bones

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I’ll keep her safe from strangers, I’ll bounce her on my knee
I’ll woo my little girl with beer and pearls and she’ll keep me company

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Well foreign girls are simple, foreign girls are sweet
They treat a man like no mother can and they never scream or speak

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